Hey, Goobers - get a load of this...

The most important thing for us to do is to improve our diplomatic standing on a global level. It has been 'Murika's heavy-handed, imperialist way of "spreading Deemocracy" that has caused the Muslim world to hate us so. Obama is a REAL diplomat, and for that, he is taking a ton of heat from the Goobers, yet reverence and respect toward others is exactly what we need to correct our world profile. He deserves another term based simply on his poise and grace on the world stage.